if a trainstation is where a train stops,
                                   ... what is a workstation? 		 

  Some things have to be seen to be believed
Most things have to be believed to be seen 		 

  if microsoft
is the answer,
it must have been
a bad question


2 Dinge sind unendlich, 		 
  das Universum und die menschliche
Dummheit, aber beim Universum bin ich
mir noch nicht ganz sicher!
                                           A. Einstein
  

  10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.    

 
"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I
have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could
converse with those people."        - Ex U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
    


  reality.sys corrupted, reboot universe [Y/n]?    


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  The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
                              -- Joy Rothke 		   


  Usenet is like Tetris for those who still can read.    


  Schizophrenia beats being alone.    


  Wenn einer hinterher der Dumme ist, war er es meist vorher schon.
Selten dumme Menschen sind nicht selten, nur dumm.                     ALF 		   


Diese Nachricht besteht aus 100 % chlorfrei gebleichten, FCKW-freien,
wiederverwendbaren, geschmacksneutralen, nicht genmanipulierten Bits.


  Math is like love -- a simple idea
but it can get complicated
                                                        -- R. Drabek 		   


  "You tried your best, and you failed miserably.
              The lesson is: never try."
                                                        - Homer Simpson 		   


  jede newsgroup, die hinreichend lebendig ist, hat einen legendaeren
thread in ihrer geschichte. dieser thread ist tabu, und newbies, die
ihn unabsichtlich von neuem lostreten, werden rituell geopfert.
                                          Christian Mock in at.internet.provider, 11.01.99 		   


  It's trivial to make fun of Microsoft products,
              but it takes a real man to make them work,
                            and a god to make them do anything useful . 		   


  "Sometimes I simply feel that the whole world is a cigarette and I'm
the only ashtray." 		   


  "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".
                                                                      -- Philip K. Dick 		   


  "Weil der Teufel is a Profi
so wie Gott a Amateur"
                            -- Heli Deinboek: "Die Kraft" 		   


  "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
                                                        --- Mark Twain. 		   


  We experience moments in life that are entirely free from worry.
These brief respites are called panic. 		   




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